Great Moments in Facebook History: September 10, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, September 10th, 2014:
- I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in queso emergency.
- I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook ever added a “Dislike” button.
- Words of Wisdom: The police never think it’s as funny as you do.
- Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.”
- I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.
- Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
- Dudes get one chest or arm tattoo and suddenly forget to wear shirts.
- It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much crap to carry.
(Found on Status Stalker and Funny Status)