Great Moments in Facebook History: September 15, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, September 15th, 2014:
- The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.
- I go into Best Buy and ask "Where are your most expensive yet least guarded items?" Then someone is always nearby when I have questions.
- I don't go on a date until at least the third sex.
- Just once I want my boss to assume I'm tired in the morning because I fight crime all night, not because of all the booze I drank.
- The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow.
(Found on Status Stalker and Funny Status)