Great Moments in Facebook History: September 21, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, September 21st, 2015:

• The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up
• If you need me, I'd be surprised.
• In Hell, everybody you meet explains how they found Jesus.
• Actually, I'm dying for Trump to make it to the primary so we can see all the horrible things he says about each state he loses in one by one.
• At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
• What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to "like" cream cheese on Facebook?

(Found on Postrandomonium, Witty Status, Silly Facebook Statuses, TJsHome)