Great Moments in Facebook History: September 22, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for yesterday, Monday, September 22, 2014:

• You might think you're smart until you try using someone else's microwave.
• I've been inSan Franciscofor an hour and six people have tried to get me to "add avocado for $3." Haven't even been to a restaurant yet.
• When I have to make a phone call and it goes to voicemail…I feel like I just won the lottery
• Sometimes, by holding on too tight, you end up losing what you were trying so hard to save. Soap, for example
• I silently mouth “what the f**k” at least 20 times a day
• I can't understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)