Great Moments in Facebook History: September 23, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, September 23rd, 2105:

I may have accidentally come out to my entire family in the worst way possible. My grandma was saying how gays are going to hell and I didn’t want to deal with it so I started to leave. My cousin asked where I was going. I said, “Hell, apparently.” What have I done?
Hey, did you know that Bruce...."He goes by Caitlyn now."... Ugh,,, fine. Did you know that Caitlyn Wayne is Batman?
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a blackjack dealer...
Susan… Take a "somebody elsie" for a change.
So I was like, “I’m the son of God,” and they were like, “No way,” and I was like, “Yahweh.”