Great Moments in Facebook History: September 25, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, September 25th, 2015:

Why do the commercials with the husband and wife doing a home improvement project never show the fistfight?
"YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?" - guy that just got a new kite for his birthday
No one is better friends than two drunk girls in a bathroom
The "best part of waking up" doesn't even make sense.
Remember playing Mario Kart and thinking you were in first place, until you realized you were looking at the wrong screen and actually crashing into walls? That’s adulthood.