Great Moments in Facebook History: September 8, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, September 8th, 2014:

• If I drove a UPS truck there's a 100% chance I would fall out of the truck when I turned corners
• I wonder if people who decide to try crack saw a crackhead and thought, yeah that.
• When your life flashes before your eyes does that include the black outs? That’d be cool. Like your life but with never before seen footage.
• If everyday is a gift then today was socks.
• Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.
• Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
• For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid.

(Found on Status Stalker and Funny Status)