Great Moments in Facebook History: September 9, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, September 9th, 2015:

Cashiers are always checking me out.
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
I enjoy long walks away from responsibility.
I am calmer than Johnny Depp in a casting audition for a Tim Burton film.
Kim Davis is not like Rosa Parks. She is the bus driver who refused to drive the bus when Rosa did not move.
Voted most likely to cause others to say, "oh here we go"
And then alcohol said “put that on facebook, it’s hilarious”. But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong.