Group Therapy: If You Became a Billionaire, What’s the First Simple Thing You’d Buy?

So, just for grins and giggles, lets say you woke up this morning a BILLIONAIRE.  We all know what BIG purchases we'd make, but Reddit.com asked their users, if you became a billionaire, what's the first simple thing you'd buy?

Some great responses:

• "I'd go to a bar and buy everyone a round of drinks.  I've always wanted to the the guy who gets to say, 'A round of drinks for everyone!'"
• "I'd buy new socks every day for the rest of my life."
• "I'd finally buy the first Nintendo.  As a kid, all my friends had it but my parents wouldn't get me one.  I just had to watch my friends play.  I'd finally get one."

So.  The Rocker Morning Show wants to know, if you became a billionaire, what's the first simple thing you'd buy?