Group Therapy: What Four Words Could You Say to Your Parents That Would Devastate Them the Most?

Some of us will do everything we can to not cause our parents grief.  Others find gleeful satisfaction in dropping bombs for the sake of humor.

The following comments were added to a Reddit.com post, asking users for the four words they should say to their parents that would devastate them.  Check it out:

1.  "I'm moving back in."

2.  "The nursing home called."

3.  "I read Mom's diary."

4.  "I did my sister."

5.  "I'm majoring in art."

6.  "Guess what?  You're grandparents."

7.  "I voted for Obama."

8.  "I started doing porn."

9.  "Can't wait for inheritance."

So, the Rocker Morning Show wants to know, what four words could you say to your parents that would devastate them?