Group Therapy: What’s the Funniest Sex Analogy You’ve Ever Heard?

The word "analogy" gives some people flashbacks to when they took the SATs.  But sometimes a good analogy can BRILLIANTLY sum things up.  What's the funniest SEX analogy you've ever heard?  Here are eight of our favorites:

1.  "Trying to have sex when you're limp is like putting your shoelace back in the hole without the plastic coating."

2.  "Being a straight guy who gets hit on by gay guys all the time is like winning the lottery in Confederate dollars."

3.  "Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

4.  "Sex is like pizza:  When it's good, it's GOOD . . . and when it's bad, it's still pretty good."

5.  "Coming in third is like getting hand relief.  It's nice, but not really what you wanted, especially compared to what first and second place got."

6.  "Getting a rental car detailed is like 'performing' on a prostitute."

7.  "Religion is like your junk.  It's okay to be proud of yours and feel like it's the greatest in the world . . . but don't go waving it around in public, showing it to my kids, or shoving it down people's throats."

8.  "Having sex with an ex is like taking a shower then putting back on the same dirty underwear."

So, the Rocker Morning Show wants to know, what's the funniest sex analogy you've ever heard?