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Group Therapy: What’s the Worst Drunk Text You’ve Ever Sent?

Alcohol has been responsible for many blunders throughout humanity.  Add a cell phone to the mix, and shenanigans are bound to ensue. asked their users what the worst drunk text was that they ever sent, and here are some answers:

1.  “I met a girl, got her number, then drunkenly decided to wander home.  I texted her, ‘Sorry I had to go, I have to go work on the farm tomorrow.’  I have never been on a farm in my life and have no idea why I sent that.  Never heard back from her.”

2.  “I sent a photo of a naked transgender woman . . . who still had her male parts . . . to a girl.  I wrote, ‘This made me think of you.’  I’m still trying to figure out why.”

3.  “I drunkenly texted my friend Pete trying to get some weed at 1:00 A.M.  He wrote back, ‘I really can’t help you with that.’  The next morning I realized I hadn’t sent it to my friend Pete . . . I sent it to my dad’s coworker Pete.”

4.  “I accidentally sent a message to my elderly grandmother telling her I wanted to eff her brains out.  I’m a girl.  I made a gracious surprise visit to her the next day to delete it from her phone before she could see it.”

5.  “I came home drunk and wanted to text a bunch of different girls.  I tried writing, ‘Hey, haven’t spoken in ages!  I miss you, let’s meet up soon’ to eight different girls . . . but accidentally put all nine of us in one big group text.”

The Rocker Morning Show wants to know, what’s the worst drunk text you’ve ever sent?

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