Group Therapy: What’s the Worst Thing You’ve Ever Said While Trying to Hit on Someone?

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Pick up lines are the worst, but sometimes flirting on the fly has major consequences.  Reddit.com asked their users: "What's the worst thing you've ever said while trying to hit on someone?"

Here are some of the best responses:

1.  "I was a waitress and wrote my number on the lid of a container of dressing for a guy.  I winked and said, 'I put a little something extra on your dressing.'  When he left I realized I hadn't put the lid on.  Lord knows what he thought the 'something extra' was."

2.  "The night I met my wife, I was drunk and told her, 'You remind me of this ugly girl I know.'  My logic was that I shouldn't be talking about other girls, so I'd throw in the 'ugly' to show I wasn't interested.  I still haven't lived it down."

3.  "I was leaning in to ask a guy, 'What's your name?' but in the middle of the sentence I unleashed a giant burp.  He had a disgusted look and walked away."

4.  "I had just met a guy and was looking through his Facebook.  When we talked next, I told him, 'The photos of you with your shaved head are hilarious!  You look so weird.'  He had cancer."

5.  "When I was 17, a girl I really liked told me, 'I think of you like a brother, nothing more.'  I responded, 'I hope you're into incest!'"

Rocker Morning Show wants to know... what's the worst thing you've said while trying to hit on someone?