After nine years of dedication to 107.7 RKR, I am putting in my two weeks notice.

This wasn't an easy decision to make, but my friend Ryan recently brought it to my attention that a new restaurant chain called Tallywackers, which is the male equivalent of Hooters, is opening up, and I have to take this opportunity to follow my real dream — serving hot wings and mozzarella sticks in my underwear. Since I was a kid, I've dreamed of serving horny, middle-aged women nachos in boxer briefs. "Hello ladies, here's your sausage platter."

I want to thank Mike McKelly for giving me the chance to live my second dream of being on the radio, and of course, all you great listeners out there who have supported me through the good times and the bad times. Hopefully one day I can bring a Tallywackers to Southwest Michigan and have all you soldiers of the RKRmy out for beer, hot wings, and of course, mozzarella cheese sticks.


**Editor's note: This is a joke!**