Ladies!!! Bigger Is Not Better

You've probably heard by now that GM is recalling some older model cars due to the fact that, in certain circumstances, the engine might shut off and cause crashes.  Making the situation even or deadly is the fact that airbags don't deploy when the engine isn't running.  But the real story is in the iginition.  You see, tests have shown that the engine shuts off if the car hits a bump causing the keys to initiate shutdown or...THE WEIGHT OF THE KEY CHAIN ITSELF CAUSES THIS DANGEROUS MALFUNTION!!!  Now, I haven't done any formal studies but I think we can all agree that women, more than men, seem to not only have bigger key chains but also manage to put EVERYTHING THEY OWN ON THEM!!! Ladies, please, for safety's sake...DOWNSIZE!!!!