Look What Ramone Found!
After a good two weeks of searching, I FINALLY found my Blu-ray remote.
Any guesses as to where it was? Yup, buried in the couch. I'm guessing I left it on the arm of the couch, the dog got on the couch, and then it fell between the cushions.
What's frustrating is that I removed the couch cushions and didn't see it the first six times around. It was actually buried pretty deep in there, I just pulled it forward for the photo.
We can all relax now and I can stop wasting your time on this stupid subject.