Mailbox Sex

Yes, you read right: mailbox sex.

A 45-year-old (drunk) guy was recently arrested for having sex with a mailbox at an outdoor shopping center in England, according to the Manchester Evening News.

No, I didn't make that up.  A drunk, middle aged man schtupped a mailbox.  But in his defense, the mailbox was 18.

For photos of the mailbox f***er and the irresistible mailbox, click here.

I'm not going lie to you...that mailbox looks pretty sexy.