They say there are two guarantees in life: death and taxes.

I would add, at least, one more: Rednecks are everywhere.

We sometimes attribute the "red" characteristics to only the southern states (ya know, banjo music and squeal like a pig). But there are plenty of good 'ol boys and girls right here in Michigan.

And, as it turns out, the No. 1 redneck city is very close by. In fact, it's my home away from home — a city that I love with people I love. Wait. Am I a redneck too?!

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Click HERE to see RoadSnacks.net's criteria (that means the things that make them "rednecky" for those of you who are too "rednecky" to know what criteria means) used to determine the most redneck cities in Michigan.

Michigan's Top 10 Redneck Cities:

  1. Sturgis
  2. Utica
  3. Niles
  4. Sault Ste. Marie
  5. Three Rivers
  6. Port Huron
  7. Houghton
  8. Iron River
  9. Iron Mountain
  10. Owosso

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