Ladies and gentlemen, I do not purport to be perfect. I have been known to type too fast, as we all have, and then hit "send" just as we realize we spelled something wrong, or Auto-Correct thought it knew what the duck we were intending to say...

But sometimes certain gems come along that highlight mistakes made by people asking questions on Yahoo Answers, and when in the hands of YouTube user J.T. Sexkik, it's nothing but comedy gold.

Grab a tissue; you're going to be crying by the end of this video: