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Pizza Sex

There’s nothing more exciting and erotic than taking a warm piece of pepperoni pizza and wrapping it around your manhood.  That warm cheese oozing out from the sides, the pepperoni grease providing extra lubrication, and the dough!  Oh, the dough!  It’s hard to think of without becoming aroused.  And if you’re down with pizza sex, don’t worry, because you’re not the only one.

On Monday, a man in England tweeted this to Domino’s Pizza, “Hello.  I’ve just made love to one of your pizzas and burnt my penis severely.  Please advise on your terms for a refund.  Thanks.”

Believe it or not, Domino’s actually replied, and apologized!  They tweeted this guy information on how to get in contact with their corporate office to receive a refund on the pizza he just plowed.  But it didn’t end there!  The guy told Domino’s they should warn people about the dangers of f*cking a piece of pizza!  And Domino’s response, “we will look for a way to notify customers in the future.”

It doesn’t end there!  The guy replied back saying that the pizza wanted him to have sex with it!  To which Domino’s replied, “That is not what is expected of our pizza.  We raised them better than that.”

In this guy’s defense, that really was a pizza ass! 

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