I assume the lot of you are smart enough not to have sex with animals.  I can't say the same for this dude in Saudi Arabia.

A man from Saudi Arabia was in Lebanon last week, and drove himself and a donkey into the desert for the sole purpose of playing a little "donkey kong."  So, this dude ties his donkey to the car, drops his pants and proceeds to, uhhh...well, he tried to have sexy time with the donkey.  And believe it or not, the donkey was not into it.

As this dude was getting started, the donkey kicked him in the face, and then three times in the chest, killing the man, leaving his dead, and pantless, in the middle of the desert.

Looks like another unsuccessful hook up through DonkE-Harmony.