Crazy POV Ducati Accident, West Main in Kalamazoo

I get a text from a friend of mine yesterday: "Welp! Missed your chance to ride on the bike!"

Huh?  I don't know what that means.

He elaborates: "I may have gotten into an accident."

I'm sure I speak for everyone at his office when I say, "Farewell, nice jeans that made your butt look good."

At least his jeans were the only casualty.