Ramone’s Rant: Pajama Pants

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When did it become socially acceptable to wear pajama pants out of the house?  Pajama pants are great.  They're comfortable to wear while sleeping and nice to slip on on a Saturday/Sunday morning when you roll out of bed and you just want to watch cartoons and smoke a joint.

I repeat, when did it become socially acceptable to wear your pajama pants (and crocks) out of the house?  If you wear pajama pants in public, then shame on you.  If you don't, and you're bored on a Sunday afternoon, go to the Home Depot or Walmart and count everyone who strolls in (during the winter no less) sporting their Spongebob Square Pants PJs, Carhart jacket, and crocks.  I bet you'll count over a dozen in a two hour period.

Listen, if you wear pajamas in public, you're a redneck.  I'm sorry.  I mean, do you guys even own a real pair of pants?  Like, how high are you that you think this is a good idea?  You're in Walmart, go get a pair of jeans.  I'm sure you can score a pair of Levis for under $40.  Or better yet, get those jeans Bret Favre is always talking about.  I'm sure they're even cheaper.

And your crocks.  Those G-damn crocks.  Unless you're a doctor, throw your crocks in the trash where they belong.

So please, ladies and gentlemen of Southwest Michigan, don't wear pajama pants out of the house.  You're just asking to get made fun of.

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