Ramone’s Yiddish Word of the Week

I've had this idea floating around for awhile, my yiddish word of the week.  Every week I'll give you a new yiddish word, what it means, and use it in a ridiculous sentence.  Your job is to "out-ridiculous" me.  Think you can do it?  Let's start with on easy one:

Goy - A non-Jew, a Gentile. Many Gentiles, or goys, are called goyim.

• Mike McKelly is a dirty, filthy goy.
• 100% of you reading this are goyim.