Great Moments in Facebook History

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, August 15th, 2014: If you sneeze near an atheist, they just say "science appreciates you". What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, August 11, 2014: If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there. If you can say "amicable" out loud and not sound like Popeye I'll give you the keys to my house About to say, out loud, a word I’ve only seen in print ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, August 6th, 2014: I didn't give you the finger...you earned it. When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, August 4th, 2014: If you don’t put your leftovers in Tupperware for at least two weeks before throwing them in the trash, you’re doing it wrong. My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, August 1st, 2014: If you beat your dad at arm wrestling legally he has to start calling you dad At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, July 30th, 2014: My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning. I Don't Wanna: The Beginner's Guide to Mondays Being a vegetarian is hard at first but after a month or so you get used to telling everyone you're a vegetarian ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 285th, 2014: Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants. Some people need a high five… in the face … with a chair ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn’t cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 21st, 2014: My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it. I have my fourth interview with the same company tomorrow. Not sure if I'm a prime candidate for the job or if I'm dating the CEO ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, July 18, 2014: Everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch. Girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle ... Read More ...