Great Moments in Facebook History

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado… Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 4th, 2015: I'd walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you ... Read More ...

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado… Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 2nd, 2015: Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? No ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 30, 2015: I bet if dogs could talk, the first words out of their mouth would be “you gonna eat that?” I treat people exactly how I want to be treated. I leave them the f*ck alone ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 28th, 2015: I'm proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing. It's all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call Really Google Autocomplete ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 26th, 2014: Is it a firm rule that you have to be an addict to check into rehab? Because that one in Malibu looks pretty nice If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 23rd, 2015: Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am My friends most commonly describe me as "who?" I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 21st, 2015: At the end of Goonies, Chunk says to Sloth, "you're gonna live with me now." Why isn't that a movie yet? I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow. ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, Jan. 19th, 2015: Does anyone shoop anymore? My dad's TV volume is always set at "(eff) the neighbors." Sorry, when I said I have the stamina of an NBA player in bed I meant I take 10 timeouts in the final 2 minutes ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 16th, 2014: I already want to take a nap tomorrow I'm off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 14th, 2015: I’ve never answered the question, “Are you hungry?” with “No.” Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself ... Read More ...