Great Moments in Facebook History

Great Moments in Facebook History: February 4, 2015
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, February 4th, 2015:

I'd walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos…
Great Moments in Facebook History: February 2, 2015
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, February 2nd, 2015:

Remember when people had diaries & got mad…
Great Moments in Facebook History: January 30, 2015
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 30, 2015:

I bet if dogs could talk, the first words out of their mouth would be “you gonna eat that?”
I treat people exactly how I want to be treated. I leave them the f*ck alone
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Great Moments in Facebook History: January 28, 2015
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 28th, 2015:

I'm proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing.
It's all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call
Great Moments in Facebook History: January 26, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, January 26th, 2014:

Is it a firm rule that you have to be an addict to check into rehab? Because that one in Malibu looks pretty nice
If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, they’d eventually f…
Great Moments in Facebook History: January 23, 2015
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 23rd, 2015:

Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am
My friends most commonly describe me as "who?"
I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child
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Great Moments in Facebook History: January 21, 2015
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 21st, 2015:

At the end of Goonies, Chunk says to Sloth, "you're gonna live with me now." Why isn't that a movie yet?
I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm…
Great Moments in Facebook History: January 19, 2015
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, Jan. 19th, 2015:

Does anyone shoop anymore?
My dad's TV volume is always set at "(eff) the neighbors."
Sorry, when I said I have the stamina of an NBA player in bed I meant I take 10 timeouts in the final 2 mi…
Great Moments in Facebook History: January 16, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, January 16th, 2014:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow
I'm off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue
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