Ten Things Every Dude Should Own

CoolMaterial.com just came out with a list of the 50 things every man should own.

Let's take a look at the top ten and see how I fare:

1.  A suit that actually fits. Yes. 

2.  At least one great coffee table book.  Yes, although one is a KISS book, the other a monster book.

3.  A decent bottle opener. I'm going to say yes.  It's attached to a wine opener.

4.  A good pair of headphones.  Yes, although I can't use them anymore as my hearing is completely shot.

5.  A bag you can use for anything. Ehh, not really.

6.  A decent watch. No, although my Boba (Yiddish for Grandma) gave me one when I graduated High School, but that's at my parent's house, so that doesn't count.

7.  A sharp knife for the kitchen. Nope.  Lost those in the divorce.  Oh, did I mention I got a divorce?

8.  A good tie. Yes. 

9.  A pen that didn't come in a pack of five. Nope

10.  A toolbox with at least two screwdrivers, a hammer, a tape measure, and pliers. No.  I own a cheap hammer, a decent screwdriver (with the changeable bits) and a tape measure that I use to measure my penis. 

So, I think I did OK with this list.  How did you do?  Check out all 50 items here.