We all look forward to Ribfest every year for all the obvious reasons and many people get the VIP passes so they have great seats, easy access to beer, free food and be under a tent.  But this year I made it my mission to secure the the best reason to get the VIP passes.

We're talkin' The Embassy 20!!!  The ultimate on-site bathrooms.  Now, other than the obvious fellas, your ladies will thank you from now until Christmas for spending the extra money and giving them the comfort and privacy that the "great unwashed" can only dream of.  In fact, I guarantee that they will INSIST you get VIP passes for next year RIGHT ON THE SPOT!!!  Frankly, I won't use any other facility from now on.  I CAN'T!  I WON'T!  Check out the luxury you and she will experience.