By now you're all familiar with my Great Dane, Archie.  Archie and I are BFFs.  Archie, however, has a small (well, he's a Great Dane, so big) problem; he's f*cking gross.

Allow me to explain:

Being a Great Dane, Archie has some health problems.  Sometimes Archie gets bad stomach aches and eats grass.  Sometimes he spits a little of this grass up, and sometimes he poops it up.  This afternoon he pooped it up.  At least he tried to.

Archie loves his walks, and for the first couple houses, he's usually leading the walks.  This afternoon I noticed something odd about Archie.  It looked like he had two tails.  Upon closer inspection, I realized that wasn't a second tail.  It was grass.  Hanging out his butthole.

At first I was going to wait until he tried to poop for the grass to come out, and if he didn't, I would remove it with a Kleenex when we got done with our walk.  The problem was, this piece of grass was really long and was bouncing all over the place.  So, I was forced to grab one of the poop clean up bags I had and yank this offender out.

There was at least eight inches of grass hanging out of Archie's tush, and easily another eight inside!  And that wasn't all.  There was another blade pocking its head out.  I waiting until I got home to remove that one, and let me tell you, Archie was not happy.  Hey dude, it's your fault!  Stop eating grass!

So there it is.  I have the most disgusting dog in Southwest Michigan.  Think you have an equally gross story?  Comment below!

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