Group Therapy: What’s the Funniest Thing You’ve Heard a Kid Say?
What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a little kid say? Reddit.com polled their users and here are some of the best answers:
- “When my daughter was three, she accidentally walked in on me changing. Later on, she announced t o a crowd of friends and family, ‘My dad has a tail! In the front!’”
- “I was babysitting a four-year-old. She was mixing sand in the sandbox and tole me it was ‘people soup.’ When I told her I didn’t want to taste it, she said, ‘Well, if you don’t want to eat it, maybe you’d like to be IN it.’ Then she started chasing me.”
- “At a baseball game, my four-year-old said, ‘I hate that guy because he’s black, daddy!’ Everyone looked at us. Then he said, ‘We hate the black guys, don’t we daddy?’ I had to LOUDLY announce he was talking about their uniforms.”
So… what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a kid say?