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Group Therapy: What’s the Funniest Thing You’ve Heard a Kid Say?

What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a little kid say?  Reddit.com polled their users and here are some of the best answers:

  1. “When my daughter was three, she accidentally walked in on me changing.  Later on, she announced t o a crowd of friends and family, ‘My dad has a tail!  In the front!’”
  2. “I was babysitting a four-year-old.  She was mixing sand in the sandbox and tole me it was ‘people soup.’  When I told her I didn’t want to taste it, she said, ‘Well, if you don’t want to eat it, maybe you’d like to be IN it.’  Then she started chasing me.”
  3. “At a baseball game, my four-year-old said, ‘I hate that guy because he’s black, daddy!’  Everyone looked at us.  Then he said, ‘We hate the black guys, don’t we daddy?’  I had to LOUDLY announce he was talking about their uniforms.”

So… what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a kid say?

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