Where is My Blu-Ray Remote?

Seriously, where the hell is my blu ray remote?   I usually set it on the TV stand right in front of the TV (see attached photo.  Where my DirecTV remote is, my blu ray remote should be).  Well, it's not there.  The only other place it could be is on my recliner.  Not there either.  I checked under, behind, and around the recliner.  Yup, not there.

I bet my wife stole it.  I'm clearly being punished for sins I've committed in the past.  And since my blu ray player is synced up with Netflix, I can't watch blu rays, or Netflix (rental or streaming), without that damn remote!  So, where the heck is it!?

I'm offering a cash prize for anyone who can find my beloved blu ray player remote.  Without it, how am I supposed to watch True Detective, my latest Netflix rental?  And why is it taking so long for my phone to email the photo of my TV stand for me to attach to this post?

I'm losing my mind, man!

Editor's note: Ramone's picture eventually made it to his email for him to upload into this post.