Zombies vs Cannibals

For years now zombies have had no competition.  They've dominated in every aspect of media and our culture.  There have been movies, TV shows, videos, books, magazines, conventions; the list goes on and on.

And there has also been a "movement" for some time that suggests zombies are a real possibility and may threaten our very existence.  Hence the survival guides to zombie attacks and other such nonsense.  Ya!!!  I said nonsense!!!

Now comes the Cannibal movies that some say will displace the zombie craze.  Well I for one don't think we should just cast aside the zombies.  After all, there are so many good things about being a zombie.  Here's a few...