Angry Handle is Angry

Last night, as I was getting ready for bed, I passed by an old army medic bag I happened upon at an army surplus store several years ago.

At first glance I thought, "Damn, handle.  You angry..."

I mean, have you ever seen a more indignant look coming from an inanimate object before? What could I have possibly done to deserve such a furious gaze? Steal his puppy? Tell a "Yer Mom" joke that hit a little too close to home? Capture all the purples in Risk?  It's the most irate frown in the world!

...but, upon further inspection, it's just a Minion.