Great Moments in Facebook History: March 23, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 23rd, 2015:

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No means no, unless she's dyslexic. Then it's on.
If you can’t say something nice about someone, you probably work at the same place I do.
Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him
The theme song on "Golden Girls" was so (eff)in solid
Life is like a game of Monopoly: if you're good at it, the rest of your family will hate you
Hey girl, are you calculus? Because you're hard to understand and seem pretty useless in the greater scope of my life goals.