Great Moments in Facebook History: May 29, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 29, 2015:

Vegan Cookbooks are actually just a list of all the different ways to tell people you're a vegan.
I'm starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.
Monday is like being out of skips when Ke$ha comes on Pandora Radio.
I'm so lonely I drive around town with a coffee cup glued to the roof of my car just so people will wave at me.
In dog beers I've only had 2.
Cup holders are just cups for cups.
What would Jesus do? Getting angry and flipping over tables is a viable option (Matthew 21:12)
Becoming an adult is a lot like when you are trying to get one ice cube from the cup into your mouth and like 500 fall on your face.