Great Moments in Facebook History: October 13, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 13th, 2014:

• Dang girl are you a lemon starburst, because no one seems to want you
• Ladies, just remember: The knight in the shiniest armor is the one that has done the least amount of cool and dangerous crap.
• It’s like my love life is the Oscar’s and I’m Leonardo DiCaprio.
• The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
• If my calculations are correct then someone else did them for me.
• Something Video Games teach us: ” If you meet your enemies, it means that you are going in the right direction. Don’t back down now!”
• Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
• Watching a guy put on chapstick is like staring into the sun.
• At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song.

(Found on Status Stalker and Funny Status)