Gifts

"...And on the 9th day the Fondoodler was created.  And it was good." Cheese lovers UNITE! Behold the kitchen contraption that is going to be on EVERYONE'S list this year; the Fondoodler. Think a glue gun, but with cheese. You just load up the tube with whatever cheese you have on hand (yes, finally, squeezable cheese that isn't made of chemicals and preservatives), let it warm up, and t

Here’s the inner-monologue for women receiving these gifts when they are CLEARLY not the type to receive them:

The Season of Gift Giving is upon us.  As a direct result, so is the Season of Disappointment.  I remember one fateful Christmas; as I watched all the children in the room open Mighty Max Playsets, Skip-Its, and other assorted early 90s fads, I unwrapped a training bra and matching panties...