Women

If I had a dollar for every morning I hit the snooze, I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams.  Contrary to my being a morning show personality, I am not a morning person.  I will eek out every second of sleeping-in I can until becoming a tornado of get-dressed-brush-teeth-feed-cats-find-keys-grab-lunch-leave-house...

This parking is for Veterans, lady. Learn to read and have some respect. That is what a hastily written note said that a North Carolina woman found on her car when she exited a store on Tuesday.  Her name is Rebecca Hayes, and what this person chastising her didn't realize is that Hayes served 8 years in the navy...

I've passed along several indications in the last few months that the stereotype does exist.  It's not that men aren't smart.  After all, we do run the world and have been doing a pretty darn good job so far.

You're welcome... Let's recap the series.  First it was grandmas smoking pot, then it was ex cops smoking pot, then it was grandmas playing "F%#*k, Kill, Marry" with celebrities.

We found out about a guy named Robbie Sherrard, who's blowing up on YouTube for talking about women's underwear. But it's the other rant about how men can't do anything anymore without coming off as creepy that's more important.

My boss Kate Conley sent me an email about "Winning With Women" and, frankly, I have no idea why.  I mean... women.

It's the age-old question that everybody knows the answer to: does size really matter?

There are actually 3 things that are certain: death, taxes and all the questions men need answers to about women.  It's been chronicled since we've been able to, well, chronicle.

*Censorship Disclaimer (see blow)  **Oxford Comma Disclaimer (see below) Controversy! Debate! Read all about it! An organization has released a video that is ruffling feathers around the nation!

Appalling.  Shocking.  Frightening. Unbelievable. Those are words that jumped to mind when I found this article floating around the ether.  Although the content is NSFW, I implore you to read from beginning to end.  How is it that we live in a society that glorifies a murderer because "bitches should stop being so stuck up and just put out...