Contact Us

Flat Martin – He Really Shouldn’t Have Cancelled Plans


I am a very caring and understanding individual.  I am.  Life happens, sometimes, and you end up cancelling long-held plans because of an unexpected illness, or work thing, or something to do with the kids.

I get it.

I do.


Meet Martin:

A. Aebi
A. Aebi

Martin had a great idea at the beginning of the year. Once a month he’s scheduled a 5:01 for his coworkers and friends, complete with location.  He’s added this to our Outlook meetings so reminders pop up so there are no excuses about “not hearing about it” or “not enough notice to join.” He even has an attendance chart that is mailed out following each 5:01 with who attended, who was excused, and who is on his sh*t list for not attending.

So, even though I am very understanding of life getting in the way of predetermined plans,I find it very funny that Martin, who’s brainchild this is, has missed the last TWO 5:01s. It’s March. That means he has not made it to two-thirds of the planned meetings. His idea… and he can’t make it.

This fact did not go unnoticed by his coworkers and friends, so we decided to make a Flat Martin (ala Flat Stanley) so he could join us for a night at Louie’s Trophy House. Enjoy…

Best of WRKR

Recommended for You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Rocker Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Rocker Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.