Great Moments in Facebook History: October 24, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 24th, 2014:

In my defense your honor, he said prolly.
Never, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
My favorite winter activity is staying inside in my pajamas and being antisocial.
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on.
I’m confident, but not old-dude-in-the-gym-changing-room confident.

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