Ramone’s Rant 12/15/13
Show of hands, who is sick of the snow? I know it’s only been snowing for about 3 days now, but I’m already sick of it. I just got in from walking my dog and shoveling. As I’m writing this, my body is still thawing and I’m just starting to get the feeling back in my fingers. I’d like to point out, while shoveling, I had on a sweatshirt, jacket, snow boots, and two pairs of gloves and I thought I was going to freeze to death out there, or have a heart attack. It doesn’t help that my driveway still has weeds sticking out of the cracks. Right when I get into a groove of shoveling, I hit a weed and I want to murder it and its family.
It seems like all I’ve done this weekend is shovel. And guess what happens when I’m done shoveling? It starts snowing again and there’s more snow! And don’t start preaching to me about getting a show blower. I have one and it’s a piece of junk. It used to work, but now I get about half way through snow blowing, and it craps out on me and then won’t start up again. To be honest, it’s quicker for me to just start shoveling then dick around with my snow blower all day. Plus I don’t have $500 laying around to buy a new one. If old man winter was a person, I’d kill him.
And for all you people who love the snow, I’d like to say one thing, “%@&! you.”
I’m Ramone, and that’s my rant.