Ramone’s Yiddish Word of the Week

schmuck - penis.  It also means "stupid" or "foolish."

• I have a 7.5" schmuck.  Ok, that's a lie.  It's really 9.5"
• The Detroit Lions had another terrible season.  They're a bunch of schmucks!
• I wasn't careful while cooking last night and I cut my finger.  I'm such a schmuck!