Science FINALLY Figures Out How Many Licks it Takes
Once upon a time a small, oddly drawn young man approached a wise, old owl to inquire just how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Seeing his chance to enjoy a whole sucker, the nasty, greedy, hateful owl licked once, licked twice, licked thrice, and then chomped down on the sucker, ingesting the whole sugary mass in one fell swoop...