For reasons I cannot divulge for fear of death or at least shame, I will not be going to see Amy Schumer tomorrow night at Wings Event Center.  So I'm doing what any kind-hearted, considerate, generous, compassionate, pillar of philanthropy would do... I'm giving my tickets away on the Rocker Morning Show.

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Be listening just after 9am when we'll make someone's dream come true with, not just seats but, Mike McKelly's seats which you really can't put a price on.  No, literally.  There's no price on these tickets because they're comp tickets.  Good Luck.