Be Careful At The Grocery Store

For a long time know one of my twisted fantasies has been to go to the grocery store on Halloween afternoon and buy only apples and razor blades just to see the reaction from the clerk.

However, I don't think it would have the same impact as it would have 30 years ago when kids were told not to accept apples because they may have razor blades in them.  Well we recently brought you a story of needles found in apples at a store in California which is certainly no joke.

So, in the interest of getting back to that which is twisted, I give you signs that you're at a bad grocery store...