Boy With Giant Penis Complains Too Much

I hate when men with large wieners complain about what a burden they are.  Shut your g******n f***ing mouth!  God gave you a gift and you're thanking him by (mushroom) slapping him right in the face!  Oh, you're upset because when you wear tight jeans the outline of your schmeckle shows?  God forbid you should turn women on and make guys jealous of your "gift."

Recently, the USF performed penis reduction surgery on a 17-year-old kid, who according to The Oracle, had a flaccid penis that "measured seven inches in length and 10 inches in circumference — comparable to the shape of a football and size of a grapefruit."

Whoa.  That's one mega wenis.  I bet when this kid was "excited," he measured the length and girth of my arm.  I measure the length and girth of a toilet paper roll. :(

Excuse me while I go eat my feelings...