Great Moments in Facebook History: April 4, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 4th, 2014:

• The only thing white people do is listen to "Don't Stop Believin'" and break iPhones.
• Changed my Wi-Fi network name to Being_Held_Captive_Call_Police_Not_Joking and got no response. my neighbors are worse people than I thought
• That time homer's arms were stuck in vending machines until he realized he could just let go is basically what all of life is like
• Humans claim to be the superior species, but a penguin can use its own body as a toboggan so who's the real winner?
• I got lost inKoreaonce. Ended up doing a lot ofSeoulsearching.
• my new business cards say "if you're reading this, you pulled it out of a bucket and you owe me free food"
• I've got an idea for a celebrity cereal line: Macklesmores, Justin Timberflakes, & Snoop Loops.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)