Great Moments in Facebook History: August 1, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, August 1st, 2014:

• If you beat your dad at arm wrestling legally he has to start calling you dad
• At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
• My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy…
• Bored, so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future.
• The only people who don’t click “Skip” on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that ad.
• Dear McDonalds cashier, dont give me that look. There’s no age limit on a happy meal. And don’t forget the toy!
• eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03″.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)