Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History from today, Wednesday, August 20th, 2014:

  • Do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them?
  • Damn girl are you Internet Explorer? Cause you're not responding
  • If you tell a cop you're sad, he legally has to hug you.
  • I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.
  • I didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey whatever.
  • In the future, I’ll tell my grandchildren that I’m older than the internet thus blowing their minds forever.
  • If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.
  • I went to a disco last night.  They played "The Twist".  I did The Twist.  They played "Jump."  I jumped.  They played "Come on Eileen"... I got kicked out for that one.








(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)