Great Moments in Facebook History: December 17, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, December 17th, 2014:

• This jar of peanut butter says "may contain nuts" on it. Remember when survival of the fittest was a thing? Good times...
• I don’t think it’s a coincidence that “morning” and “mourning” sound the same…
• 1. Buy groceries. 2. Overeat. 3. Eat all groceries in 4 days. 4. Starve for two weeks. 5. Repeat
• The snooze button, because there’s nothing like starting your day off with a little procrastination
• *puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
• Two tips for Christmas:
  1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
  2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one
• BUMPER STICKER IDEA: I had sex with my wife and all I got was this honor student